Henry Eats People

She may or may not eat people.

henryjamessmaller

Email: henryeatspeople@gmail.com



IM: henryeatspeople



Twitter: twitter.com/hnryjms
Thu Jul 2
nedhepburn: a wife and a dog. You totally bonded with my dog Ned.

nedhepburn:

a wife and a dog.

You totally bonded with my dog Ned.

Comments (View)
tfail: GPOYW: I miss H edition. Haha! I love it, I miss you too.

tfail:

GPOYW: I miss H edition.

Haha! I love it, I miss you too.

Comments (View)
jimisland: Dinner with HenryEatsPeople and TFail.  I look like Kermit the Frog.

jimisland:

Dinner with HenryEatsPeople and TFail.

 I look like Kermit the Frog.

Comments (View)
Fri Jun 26
Comments (View)
Thu Jun 25

Goin' back to Cali...

I’m heading to the LA area tomorrow and will make my way there sometime around Saturday. I’ll be there for like 3 or 4 days. I expect to see all of you either at some point separately or all together in one huge orgy of friendship. Call me, text me, but don’t email me cause I’ll be in the car without internet… ga-duh.

(If you have a bed or couch Grrr and I can stay on that would be sweet since I don’t think my wife’s apartment allows little cute lovable puppies. Not paying for a hotel would be super sweet.)

Comments (View)
Prom. I’m the one in the middle, of course. Yes, it’s krimped and it goes to my waist. No, it’s not dyed, it just grew dark one year and then went back to the blonde. It was a weird year. Finding pictures like these of yourself that have been tagged on a friend’s facebook kind of force you to deal with the idiotic style choices you made in your life.
Prom. I’m the one in the middle, of course. Yes, it’s krimped and it goes to my waist. No, it’s not dyed, it just grew dark one year and then went back to the blonde. It was a weird year. Finding pictures like these of yourself that have been tagged on a friend’s facebook kind of force you to deal with the idiotic style choices you made in your life.
Comments (View)
In honor of today: I’m adding this necklace to the list of things to pass out at my own funeral (along with the tiny vial of my ashes).
In honor of today: I’m adding this necklace to the list of things to pass out at my own funeral (along with the tiny vial of my ashes).
Comments (View)
I know it’s so wrong… but I’m calling Courtney Love next.
I know it’s so wrong… but I’m calling Courtney Love next.
Comments (View)
tfail: “Boy behind the Mask” - Sarah WeaverOde to MJ. Deal ;)

tfail:

“Boy behind the Mask” - Sarah Weaver

Ode to MJ. Deal ;)
Comments (View)
Wed Jun 17
GPOYW: We Fell Asleep At The River Party Edition (You can’t see it but I’m on an inflatable raft.)

GPOYW: We Fell Asleep At The River Party Edition

(You can’t see it but I’m on an inflatable raft.)

Comments (View)