She may or may not eat people.
04
Nov
CHOPPER TIME!!!!!!!!
My brother is overseas again… so sometime next week I’m gonna wander my way down to Southern California and bring this guy with me for some road time. If you’re new to my tumblr, this is Chopper (my brother’s dog), and he is badass. And he’d probably kill you - especially if you’re male - especially if you wear hats - something about hats really gets him going. I have a feeling him and Grrr are going to be serious good buddies.
GPOYW: My Big Bro Coming Home From Overseas Last Year Edition
(just check out that big ass muthafuckin smile on my face, that’s fuckin happiness)
03
Nov
Nah man. Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore! I guess they stop buying you drinks when they realize they’re just making me a “sure thing” for some other dude. Damn, now I know why my drinking bill has doubled. Oh well, small price to pay for steady, good dick.
Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?
Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.
Fuck if I know? I thought you were friends with the people who make the rules? I always just imagined that if I got to a certain point then the earth would crack open and baby Jesus would start stroking cocks… but then again, I could be wrong.
So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free drinks…
I even had my very own Brock.
Jim, you can thank me later for cropping out your boner. >;)
Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.
Per the Tumblr-poll request… I was Molotov Cocktease.
26
Oct
This is a picture of my brother, Ryan, flying his Cobra. He’s in the front. Say hi.
So let me break this down. My brother flies Cobras and is overseas right now… badass. His wife, Crystal, is pregnant with her 2nd child which has been perfectly scheduled to break from the womb precisely when Ryan comes home (she got pregnant on demand)… badass. Their son, Orrin, is a freakin’ powerhouse and dresses up in awesome costumes all the time… badass. They have a huge Doberman, Chopper, who loves the hell out of me but will bite and kill anyone with a hat on… or is male… badass.
I can only hope to one day have a family so badass.
Crystal told Orrin they were going to take a picture so he needed to go get dressed…
This is how he walked out… my nephew is a man after my own heart.
My nephew, Orrin, went to see Where The Wild Things Are dressed as Max.
(My sister-in-law is livin’ the dream with how much she dresses this kid up… love it.)
Grrr knows what it is to feel the wind in his hair. Do you?
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