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18

Aug

Sorry

I’ve been gone. I don’t have a computer at the moment. Mine bit the bullet hard. I’m currently abusing my privileges at work to get you this message.

*If anyone wants to donate a laptop to me I’d give ‘em an asstap.

07

Jul

Oh but I DO!!!!!!!!
How have you not seen THIS!

Oh but I DO!!!!!!!!

How have you not seen THIS!

GPOYW: I-Just-Realized-I-Look-Scary-As-Hell-In-That-Last-One-So-Here’s-Another-To-Go-Along-With-It Edition
Cause why the fuck not.

GPOYW: I-Just-Realized-I-Look-Scary-As-Hell-In-That-Last-One-So-Here’s-Another-To-Go-Along-With-It Edition

Cause why the fuck not.

GPOYW: I-Don’t-Have-Any-Recent-Photos-So-Let’s-Make-It-A-Fuckin-Circus! Edition
Who doesn’t like a circus? Who doesn’t like a bouncy castle? Nazis thats who.

GPOYW: I-Don’t-Have-Any-Recent-Photos-So-Let’s-Make-It-A-Fuckin-Circus! Edition

Who doesn’t like a circus? Who doesn’t like a bouncy castle? Nazis thats who.

4th of July weekend is a killer.

My work humor is the worst.

But seriously… 11 fucking bodies? Really? The heat really brings the old people and suicides… I tell you what. (That was supposed to be said in a hick accent but I’m not really sure how you’d write “I tell you what” in a hick accent.)

Also, fuck your work humor. 

I used to have two cats… now I have two dogs…

I used to have two cats… now I have two dogs…

04

Jun

Wondering what they think: Part 253

The man on my table yesterday was a great guy, so says his obituary, friends, and family. He had to be I guess since he was 97 years old, I mean, shit, that’s a looooong freakin’ life. He was a serious Republican, devout Mormon, Senator of some two counties (I didn’t even know they had senators for counties), President and Chairperson for a whole crapload of committees and organizations and basically the complete opposite of everything I am. I wonder what he would think to have his complete opposite preparing him for his afterlife as a god.

I seriously hope that all the LDS that pass through my door (about 80% of my “clients”) don’t ever find out that I’m not one of them.

02

Jun

16 Days Smoke Free

This is a huge deal. 

*I’m definitely tumbling this solely so you will all tell me how awesome I am for doing this thereby making me feel there is some god-fucking reason I’m doing this other than I made a promise I would on May 17, 2010 fourteen years ago… so go ahead and make me feel better about myself now… thanks.

GPOYW: No-But-Seriously-I’ve-Been-Working-A-Lot-Lately-And-Have-Been-Busy-Being-A-Serious-Busy-Death-Dealer Edition

GPOYW: No-But-Seriously-I’ve-Been-Working-A-Lot-Lately-And-Have-Been-Busy-Being-A-Serious-Busy-Death-Dealer Edition

GPOYW: Sorry-I’ve-Been-Absent-My-Life-Has-Been-All-Dead-Bodies-And-Cute-Puppies Edition

GPOYW: Sorry-I’ve-Been-Absent-My-Life-Has-Been-All-Dead-Bodies-And-Cute-Puppies Edition

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