January 2012
53 posts
Anonymous asked: Per chance you wouldn't happen to know the rules when it comes to morticians an mecinal marijuana licenses? Or where could one find out?
My GF makes me these super-healthy fruit smoothies...
gravyholocaust:
Boys and Girls, that’s how you know it’s: I wish you were skinnier love.
I do this too. But not because it’s I-want-you-to-be-skinnier love, I do it because it’s I’m-constantly-dealing-with-women-whose-husbands-have-died-too-soon-because-of-their-seriously-awful-diet-and-I-don’t-want-you-to-die-on-me love. Just one of the downfalls of being with a...
You know what's funny?
Casually referring to the ghosts in the house before Jim goes to sleep.
Karma
I saw a 300 lb man in the parking lot of the supermarket with a FLASH shirt on and laughed like an asshole. (not AT him but to myself)
I went to check out at the register and dumped a whole container of blueberries all over our register and the neighboring one. Karma took it one further by having me step in and squish a good majority of them.
"Today's Objects Found"
I get a lot of questions and comments about my “Today’s objects found…” pictures. I’m unsure of where to/how to/etc. answer them. It becomes annoying to have to go to someone’s “ask” page just to send a response and even more annoying to have to email (which is kind of less annoying than the ask box I guess because then we can have dialogue back and...
“I say put just ONE girl in an otherwise ALL-male environment and TRAIN her to...”
– tanya77 on Girl Scouts
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“I love it. I love love love love love it. I’ll tell you how much my...”
– I introduced Jim’s mother to Indian food
nickholmes:
Llama; drama.
The internet has been a funny place today. I just realized I’ve been staring at this on loop for the last 2 minutes.
“Why am I posting at all, you ask? Because I ripped my pants, and have to stay at...”
– Shiny Red Balloon
This is gold.
PSA: Harry Potter does not exist
But Muggles do.
WatchEver on the alert Grrr literally sleeps with one eye open.
Sleepy creepy dog.
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Right meow wins every time.
Henry: (ranting on and on about something that I’m probably wrong about anyway)
Jim: Well then why don’t you just Google it right meow then.
Henry: I just… :(
Jim: …
When your competitor throws a right meow in, you’re finished.
pussiesonthepavement asked: You can donate bones? I was completely unaware of that.
Bad News, Good News, and Ugh News
Bad: 15 year old suicide by hanging self
Good: able to donate almost all bones, skin, and a lot of organs
Ugh: open casket… guess what I’ve been doing all frakin’ day… just awful
Errr.
The Tumblr app for iPhone is awful. After scrolling for awhile it always decides to tell me when to stop by just closing itself down. When I open it again it starts from the newest so I have no hopes of getting to where I was before.
On second thought, maybe it’s doing me a favor. “Those posts from earlier today are old and dated, you don’t need to see them anyway.”...