Henry Eats People
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2009
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30
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43
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113
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145
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90
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46
2008
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137
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Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
Mar 18th
Pregnancy: This is what I'd do.
If I ever get pregnant (which would be a medical miracle) this is what I’d do to make everyone...
Mar 18th
hipsterdiet: Represent! I have this shirt and will be...
Mar 17th
MARK PELLEGRINO, I CAN’T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ANYMORE. ...
Mar 17th
Oh Uncle Terry...
The term sexual harassment doesn’t exist in the modeling world. It never has. It never will. ...
Mar 17th
While you’re at it, look behind you every now and...
Mar 17th
Sometimes you just need to get in the car and drive. photo:...
Mar 17th
Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they...
— Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
Mar 17th
FINALLY someone puts me in my place. Wow… I was really...
Mar 17th
(quietbrava:heimmm) You’ve got red on you.
Mar 16th
Excerpt: The Undertaking
… I found a face unimaginably reconfigured. There were entire parts of his cranium simply...
Mar 16th
Oh the blue hair stage. This picture is so funny! I really...
Mar 16th
Mysterious Mysteries Case #235 I have this gigantic picture...
Mar 16th
I have been unknowingly putting it out there that I’m...
Mar 16th
To all my friends: I LOVE YOU
*had a little scare the other day and so now I’m telling all my friends I love them just to...
Mar 15th
photo: Jaime and Lisa Johnson So jealous of this shot.
Mar 13th
Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like...
— Mr. Palahniuk - Survivor
Mar 12th
You almost got a nasty note. Almost.
I watched the whole first season of Venture Bros. along with all the extras on DVD last night. I...
Mar 12th
It’s like we inherited you. What did you come with,...
— Doc Hammer to James Urbaniak...
Mar 12th
Riddle me this...
So on the Directory: Photographers edition you don’t have to actually BE a photographer you...
Mar 11th
Aliens have been here. ICE CIRCLES. (This was taken not far...
Mar 11th
This isn’t going away is it… I’ll say it...
Mar 9th
Love her.
Mar 9th
I just said Scotch too many times and...
In other news: I went to an all-PUG meetup today at my local park because: I knew I was going to...
Mar 7th
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Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins ‘cause you’re in the danger zone. I am glad that...
Mar 6th
"You're in the DANGA ZONE!"
This is what Jim now says every time he farts around me… thank you Archer.
Mar 6th
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“If you only knew the POWER of the DARK SIDE of the Force.”
Mar 6th
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Clapping mohawk?! (*Lady Gaga, you can thank me for the heads up on this later.)
Mar 6th
She loves me.
That massage was so good I think we might be in love. At one point I thought she was gonna kiss me....
Mar 6th
I’ve been finding all these people that I never stopped following but find that I’m not...
Mar 5th
Don't be an ass: credit the artist.
claytoncubitt: Yes x1000, and I would add another reason, beyond it just being the moral (and...
Mar 5th
He’s a Travelin’ Dog! Grrr on our way from...
Mar 5th
The Brothers These three were like asshole little brothers,...
Mar 5th
The Baby So awhile ago I got the chance to hang out with a...
Mar 5th
Topherchris? Is that you? *sorry… I couldn’t...
Mar 5th
Improv with Vincent Gallo
I had a dream last night that Vincent Gallo was being all diva and would only do improv with ME at...
Mar 5th
(via:archerprod)\ (I love it way too much when Archer...
Mar 4th
I was THAT KID.
Mar 4th
I’ve found the internet’s spirit animal.
Mar 4th
My Tumblr Mosaic is making me feel like a narcissist.
Mar 4th
GPOYW: Self-portrait is Self-Love Edition
Mar 4th
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iamsosorry: Fanmade “Party In the U.S.A.” video starring LOST’s Hurley. There is joy, my...
Mar 3rd
many will enter. few will win. good luck
— Whiskeyandgoatsmilk Nice...
Mar 3rd
Watch
Dogs At 1000FPS I want to see so much more of this. So good.
Mar 3rd
Sweet… tell Ryan Gosling I’m on my way to his...
Mar 3rd
Un-Directory
This new Recommend thing for the directory is just another way to judge popularity. Granted, the...
Mar 3rd
Mar 3rd
tfail: This is Chavy, my 98’ Chevy G1500 van. He’s got...
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
So to recap… henryeatspeople is a girl. Are we done...
Mar 2nd
But this one time I was being waaaaaay too much of a girl...
Mar 2nd
Sometimes I even wear dresses and stuff… it’s...
Mar 2nd
I mean, I THINK I’m a girl…
Mar 2nd
Henry Eats People… she’s a girl.
Mar 2nd
JUDGE- henryeatspeople
tumblrjudge: http://henryeatspeople.com/ well, this blog is well organized and this person seems...
Mar 2nd
(via whisperingwillow) I’m gonna print this out like...
Mar 2nd
Mar 2nd
GO AHEAD... ASK ME.
Mar 2nd