December 2008
126 posts
Dear Jim, →
You’re attempts at assimilating yourself into the human race are failing (aka humans don’t order “soy cinnamon dolce” I don’t even know what that means?!). Just accept your superhero status and let it be done with.
Henry
“I don’t understand how he can be such an asshole and be so nice.”
– Britney Spears just summed up men in one sentence. (via frangry)
Britney just summed up J, D, M, and M in one sentence. You know who you are! hahahah.
Please don't.
henryeatspeople: get it out of your head
henryeatspeople: no
henryeatspeople: cause we're not
henryeatspeople: and we won't
henryeatspeople: i'll bite it off
henryeatspeople: hahahhhahahahah
dingleberry: dont flatter yourself... it wasnt in my head
dingleberry: and i dont want a detachable penis...
dingleberry: unless i could **** myself with it... hmmm
henryeatspeople: that would be good for you.
henryeatspeople: see my razor sharp teeth are good for something
dingleberry: well that is the ultimate dream
henryeatspeople: to **** yourself?
henryeatspeople: i KNEW you liked it up the butt
dingleberry: i do like a little something up there when im about to unleash the dogs of war....
henryeatspeople: oh god
“Thanks to Matt, who allegedly saw a turtle threesome at the zoo once. GAY...”
– Gay Penguins Steal Eggs From Straight Couples, Get Proposition 8’ed By Zoo - Geekologie
“Tunnel Honkers: Can somebody explain this to me? For some reason, whenever...”
– Visionary Darkness - THINGS I’VE NOTICED ABOUT LOS ANGELES
“This next bit requires a monkey, which is a lot harder to get ahold of than you...”
– my friend’s attempt at telling a joke… I just found it on the internet. He’s a liar.
How do I find this shit and why do I feel the need... →
And then I feel bad cause you’re totally gonna look. But I’m telling you not to. Then there you go clickin’ away without even a thought. See, when the caption said When Female Bodybuilders Grow Old I thought I’d see a bunch of saggy skin… that’s it!… but no… I saw more…. oh, god, I saw more… No matter how much it hurt my eyes to see this,...
WOW
lifeofbk:
somethingmeaningful:
msbadkittie:
we just heard/felt the sonic boom from the Space Shuttle landing at Edwards AFB. if you’ve never experienced it firsthand, i’m here to tell ya, it’s extremely cool.
Heard it here! Insane.
Same. I was wondering what the hell that was all about.
Not wow. I was at coffee and my expectations were pretty high. I think I was the only one who...
November 2008
233 posts
Oh geessssss.....
Now there’s random new people to twitter who are asking specifically what the police updates are. Are you kidding me? If those are the attackers I want them fucking kicked in the head for impersonating a terrorist. Watching all this is making my heart and my head hurt. Why didn’t that military recruiter take me serious in high school when I told him I wanted to be a government...
antikris:
About 10 fucking years ago my dad and I were furniture shopping after some dinner that gave me gas. Within 2 hours of being in their presence to this day, no matter who I am with or bring to visit, they mention how I farted in the furniture store and cleared the place out. EVERY DUDE I HAVE EVER BROUGHT HOME SINE 1998 HAS HEARD THIS STORY.
That’s slightly less embarrassing...
This may end up being a huge downfall to Twitter.
Police are asking people to stop posting updates in real time. Um… no shit? Maybe cause we’re telling them exactly what we’re doing to combat them beforehand? The public isn’t the only with tweet real-time updates.
When they took over the police vehicles they were using the police radios to be able to be one step ahead. These people aren’t stupid.
Deccan Herald - This article affected me. →
“If this is the degree your arrogance has reached, and if you think that by these stunts you can scare us, then let the Indian Mujahideen warn all the people of Mumbai that whatever deadly attacks Mumbaikars will face in future, their responsibility would lie with the Mumbai ATS and their guardians – Vilasrao Deshmukh and R R Patil,” the email said. “You are already on our hit-list and this time...
Flickr: Vinu's Photostream →
http://tweetgrid.com/grid?l=0&q1=%23mumbai →
(via kapi)
kapi:
henryeatspeople:
Holy crap, they just showed that one of attacks came from a cop car!
They hijacked 2 cop cars and were actually getting updates on the police band and were staying one step ahead.
Its still far from over. They just spoke to a woman who is being held hostage at the the Taj and there are people with bullet injuries lying inside.
Fun Fact:
The new picture I put up on my Tumblr page (the one in the right-hand column) is actually a mask. It’s life-sized and you can cut out my face and put it over yours, if you look close you can see the lines where to cut. It’s from this amazing advertising concept from some Italian clothing company that I can’t remember at the moment, sorry. But the whole booklet is a story through...
Perspective just hit.
Mumbai’s police force are still, at this moment, in a gunfight with a group of gunmen who’s death count is currently at least 78… meanwhile over here in America, still riding our renewed sense of patriotism wave from the election of a man who will “give us hope” all we’re thinking about is turkey.
I know, I’m a downer, but Thanksgiving really isn’t...
Can you develop a lazy eye as you get older? I...
(via delbertshoopman)
Del, you do not have a laze eye. We discussed this. We figured it out. It’s your dimple fuckin’ shit up for the rest of your face.
Job
Fred: I have an opening in my heart! It pays well!
Henry: Aw... that's so sweet. Does it involve blowjobs? Cause frankly, I'm not so good.
Fred: don't worry honey, on the job training!!!
Henry: Oh gees. Does this mean I have to take out my razor sharp teeth?
Fred: we'll get you some invisilines!!! Invisiline blow jobs are AMAZING!!!!! I hang out at dentist's office looking for dates!
Henry: You sir are amazing.
“At this point it becomes a lil fuzzy, either I was afraid I got a bit on my...”
– Comme des Fuckdown
Whoever you are… that’s amazing. - henry
crushes:
h,
why didn’t we? even if it didn’t last, at least it would have been a proper love story. tragic ones are better than none at all.
— anonymous
This crush confuses me, and I’m not even assuming it’s to me with the “h”. It’s like I want to know details. I want to know what they didn’t do, why wouldn’t it have lasted, and what would have made...
The poo-poo terrorist has been arrested →
We’re all safe! And no, I’m not gonna post one of the pictures up there, thank me later. Unless you’re gonna click through the link… then it’s all up to you dude.
I NEED MORE OPINIONS HERE PEOPLE!!!!!! THE FATE OF... →
Click on the damn link and tell me what you think, even if you’ve never talked to me before or don’t know who the hell I am. I know all you bitches and complainers have opinions cause you’re all opinionated assholes and/or blunt to the point of making me cry. So give it to me. NOW! (or I may be forced to just shave it all again and we don’t need history to repeat itself)
Decisions....
(None of these people are me, I have no idea who some of them are, I could care less… just look at the hair people!)
So this is basically what I’ve got now. Hair down to jaw line, the whole underneath part up to where the mohawk was shaved is still shaved but growing out a little.
The question is this: should I do the Mia Farrow? (which everyone has been talking about me doing for...
“This “like” button is making people around here really fucking lazy...”
– Yeah I said it.
(untitled)
I’m in bliss, I’m in bliss, when I get a small kiss from a boy that I don’t know his name. But don’t you dare call me whore, my clothes aren’t on the floor and my kissing is always the same. What a joy, what a joy, when I meet that one boy that will give me the world and his name. But it’s so cold and so dark and the world needs my spark, guess some girls just...
To followers:
Please have an IM or an email or at least a freakin’ comments section!? For holy hell’s sake… how am I suppose to have some witty comeback without reblogging the whole mother effin’ thing. You want acknowledgement that I got your ldksjalkdjfa’n snappy add-on? Get a god-aksdhfa;ksjhdj way for me to reach you!!!!!
Sorry. I blame you.
This is MY option: Drunk gypsy whores traveling...
henryeatspeople: we can travel the world together
henryeatspeople: using our womenly ways to get by
LDizzle: im seriously considering packing up and moving to NY
LDizzle: if you're not gonna be here....not much sense in me sticking around
henryeatspeople: aw
henryeatspeople: i honestly don't know what i'm going to do... and i have like a week to decide ?!
henryeatspeople: i still say we travel the world using our womenly way, we'll be like thelma and louise without the deaths
LDizzle: hahaha
LDizzle: im not old or rich enough to be doing that shit
LDizzle: but it sounds delicious
henryeatspeople: me either! that's why we use our "womenly ways"
henryeatspeople: you're not getting me
LDizzle: hahaha
henryeatspeople: hahha
LDizzle: whores?
LDizzle: meh
henryeatspeople: no.
henryeatspeople: we rob men
LDizzle: only if the guys are hot
LDizzle: im sitting here drinking wine, im wasted, and havent eaten since yesterday
henryeatspeople: hahhhahahahha
LDizzle: hahahaha
henryeatspeople: i'm drinking dewers and water on ice
LDizzle: nice
THE QUEEN KILLING KINGS
Just in case you all need...
I notice...
all my followers who reach out to me. Even you :)
I'm not sorry.
Jen,
I admit, I sort of knew who “that dude on the left” was. Then I figured it out… and I’m not sorry. I’m one of those truely righteous people who believe that the first The Office… the British one… is far superior. FAR SUPERIOR. And I will not be persuaded otherwise. Having said that, sure, he’s hot… but he’s no original.
Not...
