January 2009
46 posts
December 2008
126 posts
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1. Moved my whole apartment with the help of my wonderfully handsome older brother (and a little help from the dashing Matticus).
2. Fitting everything in storage was like Tetris IRL - thank god my brother and I have a sense of humor.
3. Dear Goodwill, I’m really really really sorry and I feel really bad… but you’re soon gonna realize that the gigantic TV that I gave you...
Moving Update (some would call it more...
So my apartment is only half packed and my brother is coming in the morning to help me move it all in to storage. If it’s not all packed I foresee a huge big brother beating, and since he’s a trained deadly weapon (aka Super Marine), it’s gonna hurt really really bad and I may lose the use of my arms. Yet I’m still managing to take a break after every successful box packed...
I’ve refused to turn my clothes the right side out when folding laundry. I’m revolutionary in my own right.
Update: Plus, I’ve realized I’ve been a hermit too long when my highest clothing stacks are my pajama bottoms and tank tops.
Douchbaggery on high in Los Angeles this week, pt.... →
sterlingpowers is my new hero.
Male Birth Control Pill Soon a Reality →
sterlingpowers:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Yeah, like I’m going to trust a dude to remember to take the pill every day! Bwahahahahahaha!! Also, can you imagine the mood swings? Christ. The last thing I want to do on a Sunday night is hold my pillow-sniveling boyfriend and tell him over and over againt that he’s not fat.
This post in itself deserves an award.
Memories... →
This link reminded me that at one point in my life I had my head incased in a glass box and then let a whole slew of scorpions poured inside. I called my manager about 10 mintues before this was going to go down and told her what I planned on doing. I had a “very big deal” beauty campaign shoot the next day. Once I got the horrified frantic reaction I wanted out of her I hung up and...
“Prettiest Tumblr that is most likely to stab you in the face for shits and...”
– -nudawn: My wieners!
Thanks nudawn… I feel honored… truly. You live where again? >:)
Thanks
Now I’m addicted to i’m in like with you.
To Watcher of the Skies:
Go here
It’s in Hermosa Beach and it’s definitely well worth it.
Don't you all go to sleep on me...
Some thoughts so far on my Christmas:
1. First off, 100.3 is playing the best, THE BEST, shit all night. I abhor Christmas songs with a passion, but what they’re givin’ me is pure gold. They’re mixing the jazz amazingness up with random awesomeness. So, yeah, it’s good… did I make that clear yet?
2. I’m really not good at drinking by myself. I mean, I TRY! I do. Dinielle probably has memories of me...
FIRE - Out 12/24/2008 →
lafd:
*FIRE - Out* 19039 Nordhoff St; MAP 500-G7; FS 103; Candle ignites Christmas Tree in 3rd story apt; Held by sprinklers; No injury; $10K damage; Ch:8,17 @9:47 PM -Brian Humphrey###
Oh you Christmas :)
GBAWPOYW
Gratuitous Black And White Picture Of Yourself Wednesday
(the last one isn’t technically black and white but… technicalities…)
“But what if your cat is a diluted calico with orange spots?
What happens then,...”
– SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom: Fun fact:
SMM, please look up the definition of a calico cat. All cats are the best, as are puppies… they are our future… and they know the secret cure for cancer.
Fun fact:
All Calico cats are female. All orange cats are males. If you find one that is the opposite… that’s one expensive pussy.
Thought about it too much:
I bought some cheap wine on sale at the market today. It’s called “Barefoot” and has a purple footprint on the label. As I’m uncorking it I thought about it way too much. Why would someone think it’s a good idea to remind people that there have been bare naked feet all over their wine?! Now I’m trying to choke it down without thinking of naked hairy feet. I will...
For every West Coast tumblr who went East:
Just want you to know that I just walked to the market in my sweat shorts. It was glorious. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WatchCause we’re doin’ it, doin’ it…
“That dude has a vagina so huge it’s heinous.”
– L is the best at compliments
Reasons I should have not gone out last night:
1. All night I was insistent that I start lighting boy’s hair on fire, even L was concurring with me on this one. Thankfully I got too drunk to actually accomplish this. But given the chance I would have done it… and may still. You are NOT in Fall Out Boy, stop it.
2. Everyone trying to walk through the crowd tries to be the “cool” person by having this look on their face...
I just broke my pinkie toe.
And I did NOT cry.
