August 2008
122 posts
Serial Killer in LA →
The current statistics is that there are at average about 75 “active” serial killers in the US. Law enforcement only releases information about them to the media when they need our help, most of the time they don’t let the public know much of anything so as not to create public panic. Understandable. This one has been assumed to be killing since 1985 with currently 11 attached...
So if you didn't catch on by now
brianvan:
Today was Please Follow Me Friday, a shameless attempt at fitting in with Tumblr by posting a mix of items that everyone seems to find agreeable and praiseworthy.
Except it really wasn’t! Who knows whether or not I like any of those things? (Some I like, some I am indifferent about, and some I’m sick of hearing about.) The entire point is, everyone else on here seems to gravitate...
Labor pains.
I have no Labor Day Weekend plans… my hermit days are affecting my social status.
What are you’re plans, can I join?
henryeatspeople@aol.com
I love this place.
It’s 10:30 in the morning and we’re making bloody mary’s for the whole office.
“i mean, if you get that little tingly feeling down there, all systems go”
– How to tell if it’s a good idea to tap that (via officed)
“You know the quick-drop they have at Blockbuster? I like to stick my penis in...”
– galifianakis
...like a horse and carriage
nudawn:
cajunboy:
I can’t decide what to make of them. Should I pity them because their relationship has somehow transformed them into passionless mutes, or should I envy the fact that they’ve each found someone that they’re wholly comfortable with, that they don’t feel like they have to talk to each other if they just don’t feel like it, and instead just feel like looking out the window at...
Africa is giving nothing to anyone --apart from... →
I have absolutely no idea what to think of this article.
From Rags to Riches and Riches to Rags →
Aw crap... another one...
Lauren: I got your text, did you take off all your clothes?
Henry: what text?
Henry: aw shit.
Henry: did i drunk text you too?
Lauren: yep
Henry: what did i say?
Henry: oh dear god. i just read it.
Lauren: "I'm at a place called green door or something. They wanted me to ask you if its cool if I take my clothes off. Cause I was gonna... but I told them I need to check with my wifey first."
Henry: oh
Henry: lord
Lauren: so did ya?
I should not be allowed to have access to text...
Henry: Hey baby, im drunky now. Im finally at your level mutha fucka! Come visit me, I miss you.... Me srunky, and me lovey, brandon says he loves you.. ?oo.
AntiKris: Are you talking to me? Who is Brandon? Did I have sex with this Brandon. Why does he miss me.
From a friend on people who start those anonymous...
antikris:
whoever they are, all of those anonymous cowardly snarky tumblrs need to die. who do they think they are? like, microgawkers? nanogawkers snarking on the nanofamous. disgusting. having them follow me reminds me of having one little piece of poo that you JUST CANT SHIT OUT! and then you just get up, because you can’t sit on the john ALL DAY, but you KNOW that that little fucking piece is...
trainwrecks:
Ok, I just have to address this hilarious idea that we are “socially inept” or “cowards” or whatever silly non-insult because we don’t sign our names to our TUMBLR OF ALL DAMN THINGS.
Honestly I was pretty shocked when *that* was the criticism leveled at us here on tumblr. Dudes, that is some serious middle school shit. “Don’t worry, honey, if someone puts mean notes in your locker...
I’m following waaaaay too many people. I stepped away for an hour and now I have over 75 posts to catch up on. I hate that tumblr is destroying my life.
Such a good point
me: when you love someone, you rationalize anything. i think that's nature's way of keeping people together
friend: yeah, well nature is a fucking idiot because i probably would have killed myself if i had stayed in that relationship
henryeatspeople is a sexual rubber ball?
henryeatspeople: man
L: yep
L: i chugged about 2 gallons of coffee and im still a retard
henryeatspeople: charles has been texting me since he woke up
L: uh oh
henryeatspeople: what is with me man!
henryeatspeople: i'm like a train lately
L: uhh booze and bad judgement?
henryeatspeople: no. asking my ex-boss out was totally bound to happen
henryeatspeople: i can only do the flirting game for so long
henryeatspeople: i'm like a huge rubber ball of sexuality right now. And baby it just keeps bouncin'. You can try to stop it, but damnit, it's just gonna bounce away.
henryeatspeople: maybe tonight it will bounce in your direction... watch out, i'm comin for you next lauren!
L: just be careful
henryeatspeople: i know, i know, you're a stallion too
Bitch bitch bitch
Can you all stop bitching about the new dashboard? You’re wasting my time by making me ask you to stop. Quit being fags and deal.
Twitter is fuckin gay.
“I’m going to get a ‘shameless’ tattoo next. That’s what I think everyone should...”
– Marc Jacobs
Umm, so yeah, that pretty much explains him.
Seems like Marc and I have something in common. ;)
(via nadhira)
“I can feel my pelvis expanding in preparation for the brick that’s about...”
– anonymous friend spoken on a “walk of shame” ride home
If Bobby Brown didn't marry Whitney Houston, he'd...
(via brianvan)
If Whitney Houston didn’t marry Bobby Brown, she’d be as classy as Aretha Franklin.
Give this man a hand. →
I’d be redundant if I said you shouldn’t look at this, but you’re going to anyway. But don’t. Or do… whatever, I would care more if… nevermind, I wouldn’t care more if anything.
She may be a whore... But she's a funny whore.
I’m the first to say that Tila Tequila needs to be shot…
On that note… she paid writers wrote this funny article.
Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating.
Ladies, having...
Armed pirate gang storm luxury £20m Mediterranean... →
For some reason this doesn’t bother me. It’s like the idea of Robin Hood. He’s still stealing and being a thief, but he’s also doing what everyone else is doing in their head. Taking from the rich. And the fact that they’re still called “pirates” is freakin awesome!
Just wonderful...
Seven extremely violent criminals escaped from jail in Clovis, NM on Sunday night. Another reason for me to never leave my house. Why do I do this shit to myself? Here’s the seven jackholes who will haunt my dreams:
Edward Salas - 21 years of age, 5’5”, 180lbs, Brown hair, Brown eyes. Tattoo on back: “SALAS”. Tattoo on right arm: “LISA”. Convicted of...
I'm too fat to die!
Fudge-packer Richard “Little Dick” Cooey, currently on Ohio’s death row is saying he’s too fat to be executed. Little Dick is 5’7” and weighs 267 lbs. Ohio practices lethal injection and Little Dick is trying to say that the executioners will have trouble finding a vein and since he takes medication for migraines and seizures there is a chance he won’t...
Here, take my 5-year-old daughter
Two asshats by the name of Jennifer Richards, 25, and her boyfriend Sean Michael Block, 40, are accused of trying to sell sex with Jennifer’s 5-year-old daughter for an apartment, a used car, and child care for her 10-month old daughter. The boyfriend Sean is also married. These two have absolutely no morality.
The FBI caught onto them when Sean sent a text message to an informant that...
Whoa whoa whoa
peterwknox:
jgh:
antikris:
The golden rule should be the most practiced rule in relationships and that is “treat others as you would like to be treated”. That whole blog was just a cosmic question sent into the open as to why so many different types of men prefer the quiet, submissive women to those with something to say.
Is this really true? Maybe I’m hanging out with weirdos, but I know...
Woman, almost 1,000lbs, indicted in death of 2...
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, who weighs almost half a ton, told police that she slipped and hit the boy’s head with her hand and that he fell from a chair. However, it was found that the boy died of blows to the head, and skull fractures were also found that were at least a month old.
Jamie Lee Rosales, Mayra’s sister and the boy’s mother, charged with injury to a child, and...
