December 2009
15 posts
I've been damned from the start and I may not make...
Let’s not talk about the gaping hole in my neck that’s been spouting blood since yesterday… gross.
I’ve finally been damned by the stars and everything else that damns things. Mother fuck. Who does that?! Who curses someone to those kinds of depths of hell?! Who?!!!!
I’ll start from the beginning… I don’t have health insurance. Since I’ve been...
Echos or a rabid pack of demon dogs?
I’m at a place where to the right you can see many valleys and thick forests and to the left prairie and deep canyons, behind me is more thick forests and mountains. I was just sitting outside enjoying the higher temperatures (yah! it’s 30 degrees!) and I heard howling in the distance. Then it seemed to resonate off every sound barrier in some kind of echo that just kept going and...
The tale of a badass:
1. Mom 2. Dad 3. Brother 4. Sister-in-Law 5. Nephew 6. Nephew 7. Niece 8. Brother 9. Sister-in-Law 10.Nephew 11.Love-monkey
I’ve successfully gotten Christmas presents for all of these people (some of them multiple presents) and a pack of smokes for myself with under $20.
I’m fucking amazing.
Alan and Ned need to make more Old-Timey videos… I’m demanding it.
Dear Santa,
I’ve been an exceptionally good girl this year and I’d really really like the first 3 seasons of Venture Bros. so that I don’t have to steal them off the internet cause that’d make me be bad… and maybe underwear… thanks.
Also, I didn’t beat up Billy, he was punching himself in the face, honest I swear.
Yours,
Henry
0 degrees and you go crazy.
I’ve been in 0 degree weather for like the past week (oh god it’s been longer than that) and today it’s 15 degrees and it hasn’t made a goddamn dent in my demeanor.
“Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also...”
– Nothing like Ned bringing back quotes from Team America to remind one to keep the chin up.