March 2009
59 posts
Dear Tumblr,
I’m sorry but I don’t feel like updating you anymore. Sorry.
Bye and be well,
Henry
just got to a small town called mccall. thwy have ice sculptures at every business. its like a fairy tale. i love it.
Miss Hannigan from Annie? →
I’m lame, I had to look that one up. Also, I don’t get it.
“Lets go out, I want to make out with you, but we can do something fun before...”
– Suckafuck really knows the ladies.
Happy Birthday SuckerFucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I were on my own computer I’d post a really dirty picture for you. Love you/Miss you Steven Meiers.
-I’m pretty sure it’s your birthday today.
“Just securing myself in this new world of tumblry
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– Lovely Miss Henry a la watercolour. (via tfail)
It's 17 degrees outside...
Camp down on the river, fish, and shoot guns you ask? Maybe find Bigfoot in the process? Fuck yeah… why would I NOT?!
ps - I’m going to have to request an experienced video/photo guy/girl to fly up here cause I’m not doing a good job with documenting everything. There’s too much.
its really really cold today.
Bunny’s name is hurley. jake gets something special. thanks everyone! ps- hurley is a serious drooler.
Bunny be chillin' on my neck, piss be runnin' down...
Things that happen when you "come back to town":
Besides having this conversation with my mother earlier: Mom: There’s a cute guy coming into the hospital tonight for more training, he’s a prospect. Me: Really? Is he cute? Mom: Oh yes, really handsome. You’d like him. And he has three kids. Me: … what?! THREE?! How is this even a prospect mom? Mom: Well, so he’s already started for you, think of it that way…...
Operation BFE Update
1. WITCHES TITS AND ALL THAT: So it continues to snow and blizzard. I can truthfully not lie to you all by looking out the window at the temperature gauge which says it’s a hearty 15 degrees outside. It’s cold. If witches did in fact wear brass bras, I’d assume you could flick the tips off their nipples… or else when you took the brass bra off the whole aereole would be...
Sad news...
So last July I brought my two cats, my babies, my children, up here to Idaho to visit with their grandparents cause I knew I’d be leaving/moving. I made my parents promise to not let them out since they’ve never been outside… let alone in a freakin’ forest with wild animals and snowstorms. Well… yup, they let them out. Sammy is holed up in the barn and won’t...
Finally.
So last night it took me an hour and a half to go 30 miles. These being the last 30 miles of my trek. It was snowing and blizzarding (yup, I’m using it) so bad I couldn’t see the car tracks of the guy 40 feet in front of me. AAAAnd I drive a Toyota Echo… so… this made for an interesting time. Plus I had to actually pull over a total of 3 times to scrap the ice off my...
Windshield wipers are not appreciating this onslaught of white shit that means business
Just drove thru tiny town called dixie w a street called actor st. Its nice to see where dreams go to die.
Those are the meanest looking clouds up ahead. fuck
Awesome i just got stuck in a tumbleweed tornado!
Wonderful, im being advised to use chains on my tires ahead.
They were serious about that elk crossing.
Spongebob = Happiness
I just got to a motel in some place in the middle of nowhere cause it’s raining like god’s asshole and flooding so I decided to stop. They have internet and Spongebob on tv… I’m in heaven.
Made it out of san fran without crying like a baby. i drive a stick shift…
What are you doing? oh nothing, just in san fran havin beers with nick douglas.
