June 2009
65 posts
May 2009
38 posts
Leading up to reuniting - via text
Me: I'm gonna give you the sloppiest kiss when I see you
Wife: I'm gonna shove my tongue in your butt and then hump your leg
Me: Such a tease
Wife: Totally serious, I'm fucking your leg so hard
Me: So, uh, what are you wearing?
Wife: (falls asleep)
Hours later... Tina and I are eating and a guy asks if he can join us.
Guy: Is that the new touch screen blackberry?
Me: Yes. I loathe it.
Guy: Can I see it?
Me: (Hands the phone over)
Guy: Wow. I think I just read some text messages that were not meant for my eyes
(I humped her leg so hard too.)
stop ironing your hair. grow a survival beard. buy...
(via:krispayne: bringtheruckuss)
Random acts of selfishness:
I found out today that my Kung Fu Sensei, from when I was younger, hung himself last week. Crazy contradictory.
I finally updated my Flickr
with a few photos. Not much, just a little cause the internet is scarce out here. Waiting for the pictures to upload is fatal to my health. I’ll try to be better about it. Here.
Happy Birthday To ME!
I ain’t to proud to beg.
Going to an archery competition in the woods
Don’t think I’m not scouring the place trying to find a Robin Hood hat for Grrr to wear to it.
Grrr is easily hypnotizable.
You know how you can hypnotize rabbits? That what I can do to Grrr… awesome… puppies make the world go round.
