August 2009
113 posts
“henry has never given me her phone number. I would just abuse the privlege...”
– truer words have never been spoken. From Here.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(951): I found out he doesn’t have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I’m going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
July 2009
145 posts
Let's get this over with people.
Can someone just send me those tumblr stickers so I can take a picture of myself (and maybe include some whorish friends) with them taped over my nipples and then I’ll post it and become the greatest tumblr with the most “likes” ever? Let’s get this over with people.
*if I have to see another person reblog that stupid picture of those girls with the tumblr sticker on their...
"I'm late." →
Is this your way of telling me you’re having our baby? Fuuuuuuuuck. I’m so not ready for this.
So much good comments and questions coming in! Do... →
And I promise if you ask a question I will definitely respond. PROMISE!
(Genevieve, my vagina is flattered that it makes your vagina tingle.)
Henry
“You’re so badass that you’re intimidating even over the internet. If...”
– gee… thanks? Could I at least keep the penis though? There’s so many things I wanna do with a penis… Keep em coming guys!
A bit of advice:
Don’t go into a bar in a very tiny town with a Goatwhore shirt on. It wasn’t well received folks.
Wow... you guys are hilarious... →
These are so funny. But seriously, more questions.
Can someone explain this Popular page me?
I understand the “Most Popular” category, those have been reblogged/liked the most. I can sort of go along with the “Recent” category, however it’s an absolutely retarded concept since some of the ones that are put up there haven’t been reblogged/liked that much. Then we come to the “Upcoming” category. Are we serious here? Who decides this? Most of...
My dog was licking my ear and I kinda zoned out. When I snapped out of it I realized I was drooling. Um…
paulytamale:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch - The...
Purging the past.
I can finally say I’ve purged some really good pieces of my past and moved on. Not to say it didn’t hurt like pulling a goddamn tooth with no aesthetia, cause it seriously hurt like a bitch when the revelation that these things needed to be done. But… as shit happens and things get thrown in the face without ANY thought… I bit, I tore, I pulled, I fought with all my might...
Universal truth: Girls don't poop.
(via:whatson:bugsyrafael)
Or as my grandmother used to say: “Girls don’t fart, they bubble.”
Black hair no more. Commence with your shitty...
Watchboringloser:
BALLOON MUSIC VIDEO Happy Up Here | Royksopp
This one was pretty fun to make. Lots of balloons, lots of worrying about bumping the tripod, lots of clapping. Jim was a huge help with this. I would’ve given up if he wasn’t up on the roof helping me problem solve.
This is seriously the shit you guys! Did Del fall in love? Cause I’d seriously fall in love if this was for me.
In which Von Unicorn sees his letter and responds.
von unicorn: btw the I don't track your menstual cycle, just your toenail clippings
henryeatspeople: i knew it
von unicorn: I've been collecting them and I've constucted a life size replica of the statue of david out of them. I dunno why it's all yellowy tho
von unicorn: you should possibly see a pediatrist
henryeatspeople: i'll remember that, thanks
von unicorn: you're welcome
I just watched something and it literally made my asshole pucker. Quite uncontrollable. It was weird cause it was the only response in my whole body. Just the asshole. Hm.
I got kicked out of a prison today.
They don’t appreciate people hot chicks nosy bitches cameras. Yeah, I guess it was the camera that got me kicked out. I actually have video of it but I don’t have that iMovie shit, or whatever it’s called, and youtube doesn’t appreciate it either won’t let it upload. I’ll keep trying.
“When I was a teenager, one of my favourite things was to go off with my tent,...”
– Björk (via fuckyeah-bjork) (via shaneguiter)
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Wtf. No way she ever camped by herself for two weeks and walked around and sang in the forest. no fuckin’ way.
(via walpaper)
So does this mean that when I grow up I might have the chance of being like Bjork? Oh, wait… crap. NOTE: It is not...
I think it's stuck.
The tip of Grrr’s left ear flipped back a week ago and it’s still like that. No matter what I do it won’t flip forward. His right ear is normal and flips forward but the other one is all retarded. Is this not normal?
walpaper:
Rainbow Connection Kermit the Frog...
Why won’t Tumblr let me put my song on here? I really think Kermit the Frog singing the Rainbow Connection is important right now.
oooofff. i think i drunk IMed Henry Eats People...
(via nudawn)
Yes. Yes you did.
At first you were being all lovey gushy, then you were like, “fuck you whatever, i don’t need you!” Hahaha!