February 2010
35 posts
In response to all this Shepard Fairey...
How is THIS different from THIS?
And why stop there? Artists have been stealing from artists so long it’s just common now. Actually, everyone in every medium have been stealing from everyone. No sense fightin’ it really cause it’s gonna happen. This may just be putting us back a few centuries where we might just, possibly just, have to just, make art for arts sake. People be...
And I can't stop laughing!
I’m dying… I just heard him in the other room cooing to the dog telling him it’s gonna be alright.
I just Goatse'd my boyfriend and my dog.
*surprisingly he’d never seen it before and left the room, I may be getting the silent treatment now…
WatchFlogging Molly - Punch Drunk Grinning Soul
“People who don’t like “Archer” are like people who don’t drink coffee or booze:...”
– ‘ARCHER’ RENEWED, BITCHES. | Warming Glow (via robat)
We agree.
(via archerprod)
If you like LOST...
On Tuesdays instead of looking forward to LOST I also now have NeverSeenLost. This guy’s recap is almost better than watching the episodes themselves.
Rules for YOUR unborn son:
Never walk into an unlit room when you have a puppy.
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“(870): you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.”
– TXTS FRM LST NGHT:
“I want the government to govern less… except for who I can marry, who I can...”
– Reddit’s good at sarcasm (via nickdouglas)
“And you’d like her. I say, “Gram-Gram, how do you want to...”
– From Anonymous - point taken sir.
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Debate:
H. Jon Benjamin or Patrick Warburton?
How I Knew She Was A Good One
I took Zim to the vet for his first puppy shots and stuff.
Vet: Name of your little guy?
Henry: Zim, full name Zames…
Vet: As in the invader?
Henry: Yes actually, it’s Zames “The Invader” Felkel.
Vet: Well I hope he has a Grrr.
The Game of Teabagging
My puppies invented a new game of what I can only see involves who can teabag each other the most. From the sounds of Zim’s grunting and moaning and snot-spraying I don’t know if he’s super pissed or just enjoying losing.
"How to get your dog to shit"
File this under Things I Don’t Ever Want To Have To Look Up Again.
“hey, if you run into Natalie Portman or do her makeup can you tell her just the...”
– nedward strikes again, fucking funny
“……. So, by the power vested in me by the anchor tattoo on my forearm...”
– I love viewer-response ‘ask’ feature. I went from being a blond bombshell to a demon-hag in such a short short time folks.
Everyone is posthumous these days.
(*granted McQueen was fucking stellar and worldwide while he was alive but I’m talking in generalizations as of late people)
What is it? I don't know here, you look at it.
Last night whilst playing with the puppies I was digging around under the coffee table (which is a gigantic monstrocity) looking for a doggy toy I found a strange “thing”. I was rolling it around in my hand trying to figure out what it was thinking it was one of the many various doggie treats I give my pups. I couldn’t figure it out so I ask Jim. “Is it a doggie treat or am...
Signs I'm still not ready for children #256
Every time I lean over to get my beer off the table my little pug puppy rolls over and falls between my ass and the couch. Every time I forget to remind myself that he does this and I sit on him.
Anonymous asked: So, I was, of course, thrilled that you published my two questions and added your comments. Thanks for that, you're the balls. And, sure, other folks will try to claim that the questions were theirs but, as my gram-gram would say, "bitch, pleez!" That shit is mine, all mine. I dig the shit out of your blog but I secretly hate your guts for not doing more. Blog or get the fuck...