April 2010
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“I wish that everyone I follow would enable the ‘reply’ option.”
– -hrrrthrrr
Here, here! I have a lot of smart ass thing to say people!
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March 2010
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“If you know me, and you call me Stefani, you don’t really know me at all.”
– Lady Gaga (via goldenfiddle)
Same with me if you call me Heather, it’s just the truth.
Tumblr Discussion: Norrie May-Welby →
Brightening your day one picture at a time:
Today’s been a day of bringing sunshine to my friends… in the form of dick pics. You’re welcome.
Fuck Idaho right now.
This last weekend it was like 75 degrees and I painted everything in the backyard red and got to use my amazing hatchet skills on all the debris-crap in sight all the while dancing to Weezer on my iPod. It was good times. Right now… it’s fucking snowing like a gat-daum blizzard. From sunny springtime to blizzard in 2 days. Fuck you Idaho.
*Hey Jim, remember when I painted everything...
Nominate me for the directory. →
nedhepburn:
i don’t even care for what. i just have to keep this ailing fame-boner up. i dont know why anymore. i feel so empty inside. help me, god. help me. i just want to step away from the computer. i can feel the sun. i want to go outside. i want to feel what real people feel. i dont want to keep clicking on the little red numbers. i feel like a lab rat. there must be another way out of...
America needs to give "the gays" a break and take... →
“Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob.”
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Giving the dogs a bath cause they’re covered in red paint and smell of death… you should know me better than to ask why.
One reblog by TomOatmeal and my tumblr explodes. I’m like Jonah’s contact lens to TomOatmeal’s whale.
I wanna swap pillows with you so I can dream your...
(Maybe this is why I subconsciously steal your pillow when you get out of bed.)
Help-A-Tumblr:
I need book suggestions! Good books. Books consisting of more than 300 pages. Books for well-read adults. Come on, throw ‘em at me.
*If you want to add a reason for the suggestion that’d be appreciated as well.
*Respond by: -reply button -anonymously -email: henryeatspeople@gmail.com -or what-is-considered-the-ask-option-but-is-really-just-a-thinly-veiled-message-service
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My new earphones have completely changed my life.
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Double-leash Hijinks.
Putting Zim and Grrr on a double leash is hilarious! Zim figured out early that he doesn’t even have to walk… Grrr just drags him around. Being the awesome mom that I am I don’t even do anything about it cause I laugh too hard every time. My workouts are just laugh attacks now. My poor neighbors must think a crazy lady moved in.
Again, ask away. →
Anonymous asked: Any relation to henryshootspeople? I haven't checked that tumblr, but I suspect yours is better. Because gun control. And boobies.
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Pregnancy: This is what I'd do.
If I ever get pregnant (which would be a medical miracle) this is what I’d do to make everyone jealous.
1. Before I start showing I’d steal someone else’s baby.
2. Take a bunch of nudish pics with it.
3. Then I’d go ahead and let myself be a normal prego fat swollen seminated blob.
4. After I had the baby I’d send out the pics of me nudish with the stolen baby.
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Oh Uncle Terry...
The term sexual harassment doesn’t exist in the modeling world. It never has. It never will.
”Pointing out the wrongfulness of his behavior risks hurting you more than it will him.”
That statement has and always will be the case. Why don’t you think there isn’t a modeling union? Because of the reality of this statement right here.
If you should take it from...
“Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call...”
– Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
Excerpt: The Undertaking
… I found a face unimaginably reconfigured. There were entire parts of his cranium simply missing. He’d gotten a little liquored up and gone to the home of his ex-girlfriend. Rumor was she had broken up with him a week or two earlier and he had moped around the edges of her life in a way we would call “stalking”. He drank too much. He went to her house where he pleaded with...
To all my friends: I LOVE YOU
*had a little scare the other day and so now I’m telling all my friends I love them just to make sure cause it was really scary so I love you I love you I love you.
“Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.”
– Mr. Palahniuk - Survivor
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You almost got a nasty note. Almost.
I watched the whole first season of Venture Bros. along with all the extras on DVD last night. I fell asleep and dreamt that I was still watching it and that more than a few of my fellow Tumblr friends were on the show. I was so jealous and mad that they didn’t tell me they were on the show and they didn’t ask me to take part since they know my love for it. I was also super excited...