May 2010
20 posts
10 Days... no smoking...
It’s been 10 days since I quit smoking. Honestly it’s not thaaaaaat bad. However I had a beer last week and my mood went from awesome to serious crabby-pants cause I really wanted a cigarette with my beer.  Also, I’ve been having dreams about sneaking cigarettes. Also, when I pull up next to a car where they’re smoking… it’s like heaven.
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May 21st
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Thank you!
I just realized that I got a lot of birthday wishes on here yesterday. Thanks erebody. I got spoiled fucking rotten. One of my favorite things I got though is a new throwing hatchet from Jim… oh yeah.
May 18th
le-fame-fatal asked: happy birthday ^.^
May 18th
hennnypotter asked: gen told me to follow you so i did!

HOPPY BIRD DAY!!
May 18th
Asshole Status
rememberthis: I was meeting with a (mildly middle-aged) man yesterday about his upcoming daughters funeral. The man was in a horrible state. Obviously. Who wouldn’t look, smell, and feel like shit when your young daughter is about to die in a few days. I’m helping this man talk about things he doesn’t feel ready to accept but some mysterious force is making him face such utter crap. So yeah,...
May 14th
“Sometimes if I sort of have to poop and I start watching your show, I’ll end up...”
– Chris Kelly: An Open Letter To The TV Show “Glee” I don’t even watch this show but I love the quote.  
May 12th
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Anonymous asked: I bought some boxers from the clearance rack at the Banana Republic outlet store for 97¢. Then it occurred to me that Discount Underpants is a really good name for a band. But I don't have a band so I'm releasing the name into the wild for use by others. I did the same thing one time with an three-legged otter named Artie.
May 7th
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May 5th
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Doing my duty #573
In an effort to keep my Awesome Girlfriend status I finally watched every Star Wars movie, in order, one after the other. Even though this does not make me want to own every Star Wars book and comic there is (hint, hint, wink, wink); I understand the greatness (and hilarity) which is Star Wars.
May 5th
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WatchWatch
Star Wars starring: Jim as Luke Skywalker Henry as Princess Leia Grrr as Han Solo Zim as Lando 
May 5th
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May 2nd
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