November 2011
18 posts
“I guess – really, the message is – just say shit. Soooooooooo many people go...”
– nedhepburn
So dumb...
Him: So… Can I have some of your chips.
Henry: Maybe. But they are nacho chips.
Him: Queso I can have some then?
We need a vacation.
I can't stop...
Everytime I re-read that last email that I posted I laugh out loud. I almost popped out a contact earlier. I mean, seriously, ALMOST 7 FEET TALL…. AMPUTEE… DEAD FOR WEEKS… STILL LYING THERE… AND HE’S ASKING ABOUT CASKETS?! Sure, go ahead buddy, turn your air conditioner up… that’ll help.
There’s so much funny here.
I can’t even…
I couldn't resist sharing this...
Dear **** Funeral Chapel,
I recently went on vacation for a couple of weeks and when I got home my aunt, who had been living with me passed away on the sofa. I’m not sure how long she has been there but I would like to know the proper actions I should take to have her taken away and have a funeral prepared. Also, I would like to purchase a casket for her. She is almost 7 feet tall and has her...
The Big Bang Theory Sex
I had a sweet sex dream last night and The Big Bang Theory theme song was narrating it. I can’t remember all the words exactly but it started like this:
Our whole universe was in a dark dense state,
It’s true that when he thrust real hard she could feel it in her throat,
This made her gag a little,
But then it made her like it more…
It was like that Family Guy episode...