January 2012
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Henry: So what are you guys doing for New Years?
Dad: We’re getting a hotel room and making you a baby sister.
Henry: Gross Dad.
December 2011
46 posts
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piratekitten asked: LEMME AT DEM BUNS! I'll put a foreign object in yo baaaaahdeeeeeeee :D :D :D :D :D
It ain't easy.
Along with a Jedi robe, I also got Jim the game Rocksmith so he could learn to play the two guitars he has.
He started playing at 9:00 pm.
It is now 10:15 pm and he’s certain his guitar is broken so he has taken it apart to try to “fix” it.
So cute.
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55 people are following Hugh Hefner on Instagram and he hasn’t even posted a picture.
They are prepared.
Fun Fact:
I’m 5’10” and I wear a size 7 shoe, sometimes I get lucky and fit into a 7 1/2.
“I couldn’t bring myself to put “Henry Eatspeople” on a package to a funeral...”
– 1takejake
I feel like a jerk.
I just pressed charges against two 13 year olds.
I thought long and hard about it though. I took into account their history of violence and crime, the recommendations of the cops and their school, and what they’ve been doing for the past two days. Breaking into almost a hundred mailboxes and stealing the mail. I learned that there are state and federal fines at play and that there is a...
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So awhile ago I lost all my music. I know, I know, you need to back that shit up, I got it, I’m an idiot. But here’s the thing… don’t judge. I’ve never downloaded music in my life. I know, I know, shut it.
Actually, to be honest, the only thing I have in my iTunes right now is a playlist that nedhepburn put up a few weeks ago. Somehow I figured out how to download...
