March 2011
28 posts
February 2011
38 posts
1takejake asked: has your job changed your views on religion?
margoterlandson asked: hi! are you a funeral director?
i worked at a funeral home for a long time. sometimes our crematory would get "backed-up" and the whole building would smell like burning bodies. ugh. those were bad days.
i worked at a funeral home for a long time. sometimes our crematory would get "backed-up" and the whole building would smell like burning bodies. ugh. those were bad days.
1takejake asked: I know people ask to be buried with items but do people also ask to be cremated with things? If so what's the strangest things? typical things?
That point when you finally decide you just can’t hang anymore so you unfollow; having my dashboard back feels great.
Finding a poop stain in the bed where Zim sleeps right in between us is not cool. I mean… was it left there last night? This morning? Some time in between? Was I rolling around in it? Oh god…
Oh. God.
“Nobody is saying that Planned Parenthood cannot continue to be the largest...”
– Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.
Nobody is saying that you’re a huge douche….oh wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying.
(via fridaphile)
Also, this guy is fucking dumb. As the law stands now, and has since the 1990s, TITLE X FUNDS ARE ALREADY PROHIBITED FROM FUNDING ABORTIONS, ASSHOLES! Planned P’hood is...
Update:
Sorry I should have been more clear. I believe those are metal joints. The long one I think went on the femur.
(the long white and blue thing on the left edge of the picture is a letter-sized piece of paper, if that helps for size comparison)
You can't name it Larry
Jim: (rubbing his belly) I'm going to name it Larry.
Henry: You can't.
Jim: Why can't I name it Larry.
Henry: You name things like your penis, you don't name your belly fat.
Jim: I'm not, Larry is the poop I'm going to make.
Henry: ... Oh.... well then do you want me to write a death certificate for Larry when you're done with the bathroom?
“If you’re trying to be someone’s boyfriend, show up sometimes. If you’re trying...”
– Tanya77
WatchWaaaay to much fun with our new light saber.
WatchIn which we torment the children with light sabers.
New Phone, New Number
Just FYI
ps-iPhone4 is awesome
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piratekitten asked: shut your whore mouth, i love you.
