March 2011
28 posts
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Mar 28th
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I think I’m the only one who periodically goes back and re-reads my tumblr posts and truly believes I’m a comedic genius. I laugh at myself for days guys. Modest, nope.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 18th
I got a mysterious marriage proposal/invitation-to-use-&-abuse email today from a “tall blonde”…. Woman. Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! Update: Okaaaaay, so not a woman, just a stranger being suspiciously vague.
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
Mar 16th
Sneak Attack
Henry: Haha! It came up the front!
Jim: Ew.
Henry: What? I'm sitting in an awkward position?!
Jim: ....
Henry: Oh come on, like you've never had a fart sneak up and hit you in the back of the balls.
Jim: ...
Jim: :)
Jim: ... gross.
Mar 16th
Happy Ides of March!!!!!!
I pick my own holidays, shut it. I celebrated by dropping a trocar on my foot… after using it. Tripping over a foot on my office and while stumbling to not fall on my ass I ran face first into pole. I had to declare a cute little old man an abandoned body to the authorities. Argued with a doctor for not being willing to sign a death certificate for a baby he delivered that had died...
Mar 16th
I heard nothing.
The other day a man in his mid-thirties asked if he could spend some time with his dad before the funeral. I got his dad prepared early and excused myself to a side room to finish something I was doing. I accidentally overheard this young man coming out to his dead father.
Mar 14th
Mar 11th
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1takejake asked: Do you ever find dead bodies beautiful or is everything just mundane at this point?
I realize that sounded way creepier i mean not in a sexual way, but in a marvel of evolutionary design.
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Mar 3rd
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Awful.
Today I had the unpleasant experience of explaining to a young teenage girl, who desperately wanted to see her mother one last time because she hadn’t seen her in five years, exactly WHY it would be best to NOT see her. How to delicately say what alcoholic hepatitis does to a young woman’s body and what that process continually turns into many days after death… there is no way....
Mar 2nd