March 2011
28 posts
I think I’m the only one who periodically goes back and re-reads my tumblr posts and truly believes I’m a comedic genius. I laugh at myself for days guys. Modest, nope.
I got a mysterious marriage proposal/invitation-to-use-&-abuse email today from a “tall blonde”…. Woman.
Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!
Update: Okaaaaay, so not a woman, just a stranger being suspiciously vague.
Sneak Attack
Henry: Haha! It came up the front!
Jim: Ew.
Henry: What? I'm sitting in an awkward position?!
Jim: ....
Henry: Oh come on, like you've never had a fart sneak up and hit you in the back of the balls.
Jim: ...
Jim: :)
Jim: ... gross.
Happy Ides of March!!!!!!
I pick my own holidays, shut it.
I celebrated by dropping a trocar on my foot… after using it.
Tripping over a foot on my office and while stumbling to not fall on my ass I ran face first into pole.
I had to declare a cute little old man an abandoned body to the authorities.
Argued with a doctor for not being willing to sign a death certificate for a baby he delivered that had died...
I heard nothing.
The other day a man in his mid-thirties asked if he could spend some time with his dad before the funeral. I got his dad prepared early and excused myself to a side room to finish something I was doing. I accidentally overheard this young man coming out to his dead father.
1takejake asked: Do you ever find dead bodies beautiful or is everything just mundane at this point?
I realize that sounded way creepier i mean not in a sexual way, but in a marvel of evolutionary design.
I realize that sounded way creepier i mean not in a sexual way, but in a marvel of evolutionary design.
Awful.
Today I had the unpleasant experience of explaining to a young teenage girl, who desperately wanted to see her mother one last time because she hadn’t seen her in five years, exactly WHY it would be best to NOT see her. How to delicately say what alcoholic hepatitis does to a young woman’s body and what that process continually turns into many days after death… there is no way....