May 2011
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I needed this.
I have no brain-mouth censor.
Future-Mother-In-Law: So what are you doing? Is there anything I can help you with?
Henry: Well, I currently have diarrhea and I'm brainstorming ways for it to be socially acceptable for adults to wear diapers in public. Also, I'm really light-headed right now.
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Paging Dr. House
Doctors visits just make me more confused and frustrated. Don’t tell me you don’t fucking know! Run more tests! Kill me and bring me back to life! Get Dr. House! Jesus shit this is annoying and it’s getting redundant.
On another note: welcome back vegan diet :(
For mothers day my dogs got me an iPhone case, earrings, and a bunch of chocolate. I have no idea when they did all this! They were with me ALL DAY!
I think they’re magic dogs…
There’s not enough matches in the house to hide your shame.
– Jim’s look on his face after I walked out of the bathroom this morning.