February 2012
33 posts
January 2012
57 posts
I shouldn’t have cut my own bangs.
Anonymous asked: Per chance you wouldn't happen to know the rules when it comes to morticians an mecinal marijuana licenses? Or where could one find out?
My GF makes me these super-healthy fruit smoothies...
gravyholocaust:
Boys and Girls, that’s how you know it’s: I wish you were skinnier love.
I do this too. But not because it’s I-want-you-to-be-skinnier love, I do it because it’s I’m-constantly-dealing-with-women-whose-husbands-have-died-too-soon-because-of-their-seriously-awful-diet-and-I-don’t-want-you-to-die-on-me love. Just one of the downfalls of being with a...
You know what's funny?
Casually referring to the ghosts in the house before Jim goes to sleep.
Karma
I saw a 300 lb man in the parking lot of the supermarket with a FLASH shirt on and laughed like an asshole. (not AT him but to myself)
I went to check out at the register and dumped a whole container of blueberries all over our register and the neighboring one. Karma took it one further by having me step in and squish a good majority of them.
“I say put just ONE girl in an otherwise ALL-male environment and TRAIN her to...”
– tanya77 on Girl Scouts
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“I love it. I love love love love love it. I’ll tell you how much my...”
– I introduced Jim’s mother to Indian food
nickholmes:
Llama; drama.
The internet has been a funny place today. I just realized I’ve been staring at this on loop for the last 2 minutes.
“Why am I posting at all, you ask? Because I ripped my pants, and have to stay at...”
– Shiny Red Balloon
This is gold.
PSA: Harry Potter does not exist
But Muggles do.
WatchEver on the alert Grrr literally sleeps with one eye open.
Sleepy creepy dog.
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Right meow wins every time.
Henry: (ranting on and on about something that I’m probably wrong about anyway)
Jim: Well then why don’t you just Google it right meow then.
Henry: I just… :(
Jim: …
When your competitor throws a right meow in, you’re finished.
pussiesonthepavement asked: You can donate bones? I was completely unaware of that.