My water wasn’t boiling so I had to watch it. (Taken with instagram)
When you and your better half are polar opposites the gifts can be confusing. But I’m gonna eat the shit out of it anyway. (Taken with instagram)
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Early V-Day dinner… I’m gonna fondue EVERYTHING! (Taken with instagram)
I’m making important cross stitch patterns here.
Some days are better than others. And some are just hilarious. (Taken with instagram)
The bag I posted earlier is for babies. It’s not a gym bag. It’s specially made for babies.
I picked up two today. I always seem to get the baby calls. :(
On another note: People really assume we pick up dead people and parade them around in a body bag labeled “dead guy” or “dead baby”? They really do. Trust me, I could get a guy out of your apartment building and into my unmarked white minivan so fast you wouldn’t even know I was there.
:(
One of the reasons Jim doesn’t like riding in my car.
I must own these!
I’d wear them at work as reference material.
I’d wear them at kickboxing class to look like I’m in way better shape than I really am.
They are going to be seriously disappointed.