Henry Eats People

Mar 19

My poop is STILL coming out green.

Anonymous asked: Any relation to henryshootspeople? I haven't checked that tumblr, but I suspect yours is better. Because gun control. And boobies.

Henryshoots and Henryeats are the work of the same person. Me, Henry. Henryshootspeople is my photography Tumblr. Every picture on it is taken by me. Go ahead, check it out, it’s pretty awesome if I had to say so. 

Mar 17

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Pregnancy: This is what I’d do.

If I ever get pregnant (which would be a medical miracle) this is what I’d do to make everyone jealous.

1. Before I start showing I’d steal someone else’s baby.

2. Take a bunch of nudish pics with it.

3. Then I’d go ahead and let myself be a normal prego fat swollen seminated blob.

4. After I had the baby I’d send out the pics of me nudish with the stolen baby.

5. Everyone would comment about how amazing I look after just having a baby and my self-esteem would be through the goddamn roof!

hipsterdiet:

Represent!

 I have this shirt and will be representin’ in a few.

hipsterdiet:

Represent!

 I have this shirt and will be representin’ in a few.

Mar 16

MARK PELLEGRINO, I CAN’T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ANYMORE.
After watching the show Lost for what seems like 20 years now I’ve gotten to know this man as Jacob. But now for the last three days I’ve been inundated with all of Dexter: Season 1 and most of Season 2. I now know this man as Paul, a wife-beater-crazy-asshole-man. How am I supposed to re-warp my mind to think he’s supposed to be on Lost’s White/Good Team… aka Team Jacob. Damn you corporate broadcasting/studios and your inability to cast new talent in your shows.

MARK PELLEGRINO, I CAN’T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ANYMORE.

After watching the show Lost for what seems like 20 years now I’ve gotten to know this man as Jacob. But now for the last three days I’ve been inundated with all of Dexter: Season 1 and most of Season 2. I now know this man as Paul, a wife-beater-crazy-asshole-man. How am I supposed to re-warp my mind to think he’s supposed to be on Lost’s White/Good Team… aka Team Jacob. Damn you corporate broadcasting/studios and your inability to cast new talent in your shows.

Oh Uncle Terry…

The term sexual harassment doesn’t exist in the modeling world. It never has. It never will.

 ”Pointing out the wrongfulness of his behavior risks hurting you more than it will him.”

That statement has and always will be the case. Why don’t you think there isn’t a modeling union? Because of the reality of this statement right here.

If you should take it from anyone, take it from me, I’ve had the lawsuits to prove it.

While you’re at it, look behind you every now and then.
photo: Henry Jameslocation: northern idaho

While you’re at it, look behind you every now and then.

photo: Henry James
location: northern idaho

Sometimes you just need to get in the car and drive.
photo: Henry James location: northern idaho

Sometimes you just need to get in the car and drive.

photo: Henry James
location: northern idaho

“Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?” — Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts