It’s been 10 days since I quit smoking. Honestly it’s not thaaaaaat bad. However I had a beer last week and my mood went from awesome to serious crabby-pants cause I really wanted a cigarette with my beer. 

Also, I’ve been having dreams about sneaking cigarettes.

Also, when I pull up next to a car where they’re smoking… it’s like heaven.

I just realized that I got a lot of birthday wishes on here yesterday. Thanks erebody.

I got spoiled fucking rotten. One of my favorite things I got though is a new throwing hatchet from Jim… oh yeah.

le-fame-fatal asked: happy birthday ^.^

Um… thank you? How did you know it was my birthday yesterday?

hennypotter asked: gen told me to follow you so i did!

HOPPY BIRD DAY!!

If Mrs Piratekitten told you then I’d suggest you listen… she’ll cut a bitch.

rememberthis:

I was meeting with a (mildly middle-aged) man yesterday about his upcoming daughters funeral. The man was in a horrible state. Obviously. Who wouldn’t look, smell, and feel like shit when your young daughter is about to die in a few days. I’m helping this man talk about things he doesn’t feel ready to accept but some mysterious force is making him face such utter crap. So yeah, it’s pretty serious stuff and I felt like I was handling it really well. Really professional and sincere because I DO honestly care.

Then as I’m walking away I say, “Alright, see ya soon.”… I swear to shit I heard him groan a little. It’s such a normal thing to say! Only me, of all assholes, would slip it up. Asshole=Me.

It’s true. I am.