Henry Eats People

Last night I fell in love with the Mudman.

Well not technically.

He was chasing a bunch of us and grabbing us and hurting us. I was huddling with a friend of mine in some bushes. He caught me. Held me. Then turned into a human. A really hot human guy. Some tattoos on his arms but not too much, very toned body. He only had pants on. His face, oh the bone structure. He told me he loved me. I melted and totally fell for him too.

Then Grrr farted in his sleep right next to my head and I woke up…