I’m going to Portland for a kick-ass Halloween party in a bomb shelter. I’m forcing the friend I’m driving over with to dress as Brock Sampson (cause he’s waaaaay more perfect for it than I am). I’ve really been looking forward to being Brock. Alas anyway… on to the poll:

Should I go as Dr. Girlfriend?

Or should I go as Molotov Cocktease?

Note: I’m aware that Dr. Girlfriend and Brock aren’t a couple other than the many times she has tried to come-on to him. I’m also aware that if I were Molotov that it would basically insure that my friend dressed as Brock doesn’t get any because of Molotov’s no-sex thing and I’ll end up being that ass that has to stay in character thus leaving my friend with a raging hard-on… um… but frankly, if I dress as either I think hard-ons will be the last thing I’ll be contending with. It’s Portland and it’ll probably be freezing.