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This is a picture of my brother, Ryan, flying his Cobra. He’s in the front. Say hi. So let me break this down. My brother flies Cobras and is overseas right now… badass. His wife, Crystal, is pregnant with her 2nd child which has been perfectly scheduled to break from the womb precisely when Ryan comes home (she got pregnant on demand)… badass. Their son, Orrin, is a freakin’ powerhouse and dresses up in awesome costumes all the time… badass. They have a huge Doberman, Chopper, who loves the hell out of me but will bite and kill anyone with a hat on… or is male… badass. I can only hope to one day have a family so badass.

This is a picture of my brother, Ryan, flying his Cobra. He’s in the front. Say hi.

So let me break this down. My brother flies Cobras and is overseas right now… badass. His wife, Crystal, is pregnant with her 2nd child which has been perfectly scheduled to break from the womb precisely when Ryan comes home (she got pregnant on demand)… badass. Their son, Orrin, is a freakin’ powerhouse and dresses up in awesome costumes all the time… badass. They have a huge Doberman, Chopper, who loves the hell out of me but will bite and kill anyone with a hat on… or is male… badass.

I can only hope to one day have a family so badass.

  1. henryeatspeople posted this

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