antikris:

Nah man.  Now that I have a boyfriend none of those internet types speak to me anymore!  I guess they stop buying you drinks when they realize they’re just making me a “sure thing” for some other dude.  Damn, now I know why my drinking bill has doubled.  Oh well, small price to pay for steady, good dick.

henryeatspeople:

antikris:

Yes Henry, but I’d like to know if there is a point to the tumblarity? Do we get a prize or something?

henryeatspeople:

Post a photo from Halloween… having Bonerparty reblog it seems to help too. Thanks Nedward.

Fuck if I know? I thought you were friends with the people who make the rules? I always just imagined that if I got to a certain point then the earth would crack open and baby Jesus would start stroking cocks… but then again, I could be wrong.

So what you’re saying is that I could be getting free drinks…