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Jan

Anonymous asked: Why are your glasses so flippin' cute? A more general question is, why are ALL girls cuter in glasses. Do you suppose that Arthur G. Spectacle, who invented eyeglasses in 1902, knew what he had wrought? The sooner you get back to me on this very important issue the better. KTHXBY

I have a theory: About 10,000 times a day I do this certain look and action which I would bet helps infuse the cuteness. The look requires unconscious thought and serious nerd-dom. It goes like this: pierce the lips together in tight concentration, stick your tongue out (to the side is preferable), squint slightly, take your middle finger and gently push on the middle bridge of the glasses so that the glasses slide up on the nose to their original position, after this is all done you should look around rather confidently and make sure no one saw you being such a fucking geek.

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