Henry Eats People

bonerparty:

fuck your scene friends. the best friends you’ll ever have straddle the line between ‘totally cool’ and ‘total fucking dork’ and don’t apologize for it.

what are you going to remember more? the night you went to the trendy club and paid $8 for a beer? or the night you dressed up like the Venture Brothers and did goofy rad shit the whole night?

If I can connive my friends to do this with me on any random night instead of just Halloween I’d hump their legs for days, I’d spend all my days just straight leg-humpin’. However at the moment they all look at me like I’m in the ‘total fucking dork’ category.