15
Mar
Mysterious Mysteries Case #235
I have this gigantic picture of Robert Doisneau’s Kiss by the Hotel De Ville 1950 that is all incased in glass with frame and all. I got it at a yard sale 7 years ago. It’s always had this crack in the glass that went across the whole bottom of it that I never fixed cause a) I’m lazy and b) in a way I felt it made it look older. So anyway…
I’ve been in the process of painting all my frames black and drawing astronauts/cowboys/pirates/etc. on all my mirrors and such. I pull out this appro. 5’x3’ picture by Doisneau and since it’s glass-covered and I’m already elbow deep in black paint I figure I might as well paint some aliens in it with fart whooshes or something. I pull it out to start get it ready and NO FUCKING CRACK… dun dun dun… yeah…
