antikris:

whoever they are, all of those anonymous cowardly snarky tumblrs need to die. who do they think they are? like, microgawkers? nanogawkers snarking on the nanofamous. disgusting. having them follow me reminds me of having one little piece of poo that you JUST CANT SHIT OUT! and then you just get up, because you can’t sit on the john ALL DAY, but you KNOW that that little fucking piece is still in there. you could probably relay that metaphor much more eloquently than i because you have a way with potty talk that i only wish i could obtain.  anyhow, KISSES!!!

That whole paragraph just made me pee a little.  Thanks babe.