Peter Spalton is the guru on dating… Christian dating.  Here’s some of his gems:

-“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.  He never met you.”

-“Is this pew taken?”

-“I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”

-“You float my ark.”

-“I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.”

-“My parents are home, wanna come over?”

-“Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?”

-“Let me sell you an indulgence - it’s a sin to look as good as you.”

-“How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?”

-“I like to arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order.  Coffee?”

-“The name is Will.  God’s Will.”

And no, this is not a joke… here’s his website.