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03

Oct

It's All About Me... some highlights...

  • So apparently my parents screwed on a Saturday and I was thus conceived, then born on a Saturday. (This explains so much about myself.)
  • My fortune cookie reads: Love begets love. (LIES!)
  • My Native American Zodiac sign is a Beaver. (AAAAAhahahhahaa!)
  • I share a birthday with Trent Reznor, Enya, and Dennis Hopper. (Would it be wrong to approach them about this and send them a cake saying, “YAH US!”?)
  • Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. (Spectacularly accurate.)

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