I refuse to accept your suggestion that I should name my child Godiva or Liberato (which I actually don’t know if that is the name of a vibrator but it just sounds way too close). I’ll be sticking with Hawk James for a girl, and (man’s choice) James for a boy, thank you very much!

Go here,  What A Lovely Name, to let this crappy excuse for a website tell you what crappy name you should give your child.