She may or may not eat people.Tumblr (3.0; @henryeatspeople)http://henryeatspeople.com/<p>So on the Directory: Photographers edition you don’t have to actually BE a photographer you can just post other people’s photos on your tumblr and call yourself a photographer. Cause that’s what I’m seein’ here. I mean it does say “Photographers”, but I guess in this day and age we’re using that term loosely eh?</p> <p>I said it <a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/437448002">once</a> and I’ll say it again, FUCK THE <a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/422868025">UN-DIRECTORY</a>.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/441746014http://henryeatspeople.com/post/441746014Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:35:16 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4vrjnfhA1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Aliens have been here. ICE CIRCLES.</b></p> <p><i>(This was taken not far from where I am. On the Main Salmon River between Riggins and French Creek.)</i></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/441699693http://henryeatspeople.com/post/441699693Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:04:31 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz19t24xce1qzp4iho1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>This isn’t going away is it…</b></p> <p>I’ll say it again: <a href="http://henryeatspeople.com/post/422868025">Un-Directory</a></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/437448002http://henryeatspeople.com/post/437448002Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:17:26 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzv39ozoU1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love her.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/435938007http://henryeatspeople.com/post/435938007Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:01:57 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvvznpXVI1qzp4iho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>This man.</b></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/431093384http://henryeatspeople.com/post/431093384Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:30:59 -0700Just sayin'.<p>In other news:</p> <p>I went to an all-PUG meetup today at my local park because:</p> <ol> <li>I knew I was going to do nothing with my day and there happen to be people around so I felt like I needed to ACT as if I normally do something with my Saturday.</li> <li>I’m babysitting a friend’s grown PUG (to go along with my puppy PUG and Grrr).</li> <li>I’m gonna get mind-blowingly wasted tonight and if I didn’t get out of the house this afternoon I’d feel bad for doing nothing but drink today.</li> </ol> <p>It was amazing… there were <b>at LEAST 75 pugs</b> running around the park. Most of them were the fawn colored ones (which is also the same color as Mac the one I’m babysitting) so I lost Mac like 50 times. Zim was too terrified to socialize.</p> <p><b>Have you ever seen 75 (<i>at least!</i>) pugs at one time? No? Well it’s knuts.</b></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/431071595http://henryeatspeople.com/post/431071595Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:17:11 -0700I'm already drunk.I need a nap.Or another drink.But I should go to the birthday party first.Drink it is.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k3-zaTr6OUo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k3-zaTr6OUo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><i>Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins ‘cause you’re in the danger zone.</i></p> <p>I am glad that someone has put together all the Danger Zone references so far on Archer.</p> </blockquote> <p>(via:<a href="http://archerprod.tumblr.com/post/420165294/labeledbones-seriously-lana-call-kenny">archerprod</a>:<a href="http://labeledbones.tumblr.com/post/419360329/seriously-lana-call-kenny-loggins-cause-youre">labeledbones</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429694075http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429694075Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:48:13 -0700<p>This is what Jim now says every time he farts around me… thank you Archer.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429685249http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429685249Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:42:52 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LKRoXSychQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LKRoXSychQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“If you only knew the POWER of the DARK SIDE of the Force.”</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429658136http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429658136Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:26:00 -0700talking pugs are always funnyscrew you this is funny<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Udc_R36pVCU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Udc_R36pVCU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Clapping mohawk?!</p> <p><i>(*Lady Gaga, you can thank me for the heads up on this later.)</i></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429205896http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429205896Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:09:58 -0700<p>That massage was so good I think we might be in love. At one point I thought she was gonna kiss me. This might just be transference speaking but seriously I’m gonna put a ring on that bitch. </p> <p>It was so good I don’t even remember what she looked like.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429066033http://henryeatspeople.com/post/429066033Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:42:24 -0700<p>I’ve been finding all these people that I never stopped following but find that I’m not following anymore. Hmmm…</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428803177http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428803177Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:45:00 -0700<p><a href="http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/428788989">claytoncubitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yes x1000, and I would add another reason, beyond it just being the moral (and legal) thing to do for the artist you admire: do it for future knowledge. Do it for future curious creative people like yourself. Tools like Google Image and TinEye would be so much more effective if everyone who published an image would post the credits with it, so that it could be properly indexed. Not some vague emotional poem-line about how the image makes you feel, the actual artist’s name and their title for the piece. In the art (and adult) world, provenance is key, so do your part and preserve the chain of custody, the praise for the things you love, or even the shame for the things you hate.</p> <p>This counts for everyone, but triply so if you’re a young artist/designer yourself.</p> <p><a href="http://homeofthevain.tumblr.com/post/428717058/dont-be-an-ass-credit-the-artist">homeofthevain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you’re posting someone else’s work, credit them. Don’t deliberately remove the name of the artist. That’s just wrong. If your reasoning is that it’s own personal scrapbook — then keep it personal, not public. If it’s public, the least you can do is credit the artist and link back to their site, or at least their Wikipedia entry.</p> <p>When I see something I like not credited — I try to track down the source, if for no other reason than to find more art by the same person. Consider this a small payback to the artist whose art you liked enough to post on your Tumblr. Use <a href="http://tineye.com">Tineye</a> to track down original visual art — it’s easy to use, and takes no more than 10 seconds to do a search.</p> <p>And that was your PSA for today. In the next episode: public shaming.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><b>YES. YES. YES.</b> </p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428796715http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428796715Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:40:40 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytpi8pU9e1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>He’s a Travelin’ Dog!</b></p> <p>Grrr on our way from California to the great Northwest.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428686773http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428686773Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:15:44 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytp6n4mEE1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Brothers</b></p> <p>These three were like asshole little brothers, they kept fighting over everything.</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/henryeatspeople/sets/72157623436117515/">Click here.</a></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428678390http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428678390Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:08:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytoyyictA1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Baby</b></p> <p>So awhile ago I got the chance to hang out with a herd of wild Elk.</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/henryeatspeople/sets/72157623436117515/">Click here</a> to check out more of the photos.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428672750http://henryeatspeople.com/post/428672750Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:04:10 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysjgtbIAI1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://topherchris.tumblr.com">Topherchris</a>? Is that you?</p> <p><i>*sorry… I couldn’t help myself…</i></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/427574378http://henryeatspeople.com/post/427574378Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:07:41 -0700<p>I had a dream last night that Vincent Gallo was being all diva and would only do improv with ME at his acting studio. He was like, “It’s okay baby, I believe in you.” I was terrified, but I don’t know if it was cause I thought he’d make me blow him or just terrified of doing improv in front of him.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/427355049http://henryeatspeople.com/post/427355049Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:18:32 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqqsbsgq21qzvjn8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via:<a href="http://archerprod.tumblr.com/post/426789080/monkeyknifefight-archer-woodhouse-what-are">archerprod</a>)\</p> <p><i>(I love it way too much when Archer abused Woodhouse.)</i></p> <p><b>Archer:</b> Woodhouse, what are you doing?</p> <p><b>Woodhouse:</b> Sitting down, sir.</p> <p><b>Archer:</b> What, at the table? Like people?</p> <p><b>Malory:</b> Sterling. <i>STERLING.</i></p> <p><b>Archer:</b> What! He thinks he’s people!</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/426802959http://henryeatspeople.com/post/426802959Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:11:08 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqrazT3qz1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was THAT KID.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/425624141http://henryeatspeople.com/post/425624141Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:01:47 -0700I hate people who say they're afraid of clowns cause it's the cool thing to be afraid of.I fucking love clowns so freakin' much.