She may or may not eat people.Tumblr (3.0; @henryeatspeople)http://henryeatspeople.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzd2wu9bYz1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My water wasn’t boiling so I had to watch it. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17586540079http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17586540079Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:29:17 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9gp5mZPR1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When you and your better half are polar opposites the gifts can be confusing. But I’m gonna eat the shit out of it anyway. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17466713978http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17466713978Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:36:40 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz93sdOvD71qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17451625896http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17451625896Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:57:48 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz91g5KPga1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Early V-Day dinner… I’m gonna fondue EVERYTHING! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17448795637http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17448795637Sat, 11 Feb 2012 15:07:17 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5yf9T36G1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m making important cross stitch patterns here.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17361814259http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17361814259Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:09:09 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5r7v5Br41qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some days are better than others. And some are just hilarious. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17355258404http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17355258404Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:33:31 -0700<p>The bag I posted earlier is for babies. It’s not a gym bag. It’s specially made for babies. </p> <p>I picked up two today. I always seem to get the baby calls. :(</p> <p>On another note: People really assume we pick up dead people and parade them around in a body bag labeled “dead guy” or “dead baby”? They really do. Trust me, I could get a guy out of your apartment building and into my unmarked white minivan so fast you wouldn’t even know I was there.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17300549830http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17300549830Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:16:54 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3lq1YfI81qzp4iho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>:(</p> <p>One of the reasons Jim doesn’t like riding in my car.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17287480066http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17287480066Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:39:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz24p8ltdi1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/17250395112/muscle-leggings" class="tumblr_blog">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/muscle-leggings-exposed-leg-muscle-flesh-fashion-leggings/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+laughingsquid+%28Laughing+Squid%29">Muscle Leggings</a></p></blockquote> <p>I must own these!</p><p>I’d wear them at work as reference material. </p><p>I’d wear them at kickboxing class to look like I’m in way better shape than I really am.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17251754882http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17251754882Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:05:16 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz25mxaVzj1qzp4iho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>They are going to be seriously disappointed.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17251299370http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17251299370Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:54:33 -0700<p>Workout pants on backwards in public. </p> <p>I’m winning at life today.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17240692381http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17240692381Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:41:32 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1sfsERlm1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My boss is a pretty pretty girl. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17235098547http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17235098547Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:09:28 -0700<p>The best alarm clock is a hungry pug. </p> <p>A boxer that hears a car door helps too.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17210641638http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17210641638Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:11:50 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5reLBBu1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ALL THE WATERS ARE MINE! This guy hogged all the waters at the dog park today. Jerk. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17056503330http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17056503330Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:11:37 -0700<p>My dogs like to play hot lava while I’m in bed. Except instead of using the furniture they use my boobs. </p> <p>It’s a painful game.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17040794283http://henryeatspeople.com/post/17040794283Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:25:03 -0700<p>(the dog is chasing her tail or some stupid thing on the floor and we’re in bed with the door closed)</p> <p>Jim: What’s Lily doing?<br/> Henry: Playing with the ghost. <br/> Jim: Sheeeeeeiiiiit.</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16962235601http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16962235601Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:00:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysk3wfKGP1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Have you met my backseat drivers? They’re dicks. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16946838825http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16946838825Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:31:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypbaup6F01qzp4iho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So this guy was in the news for running from the cops blah blah yeah okay… </p> <p>LOOK AT HIS NECK TATTOO!</p> <p>Am I wrong or does it really say, “In loving memory of poop”?</p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16854436921http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16854436921Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:28:06 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyor94W78r1qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16841042714http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16841042714Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:15:03 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyor8pQqP11qzp4iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a></p>http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16841027843http://henryeatspeople.com/post/16841027843Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:14:49 -0700